he wants to bone in the snuggie
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Shame is for Republicans.
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