No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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