Sponge bath it is.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i dont even know how to be here
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
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do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
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I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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