11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
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It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
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Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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