She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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