She announced her abortion via fbk
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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