the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
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He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
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Holy sore nipples Batman
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I am mentally ready for anal.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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