Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
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You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
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That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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