Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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