I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Randomize
