Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
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I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
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You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito