What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.