Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.