What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
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Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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