Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
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just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
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He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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