Fuck appropriateness.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I will be naked everywhere
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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