doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
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Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
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Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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