Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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