Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
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I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
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I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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