I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
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When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
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I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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