No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
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My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
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I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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