wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
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id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
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I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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