My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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