she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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