Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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