I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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