He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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