At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
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you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
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I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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