He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
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It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
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If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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