Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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