i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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