Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
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She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
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I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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