JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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