please come you make the beer taste better
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
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Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
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I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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