I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
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Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
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I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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