The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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