Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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