so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
there is glitter all over my balls
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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