I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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