Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
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he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
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I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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