Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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