I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
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Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
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I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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