I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
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did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
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If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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