As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
