dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
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Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
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Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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