thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Randomize