Swine flu. Run for my life!
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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