On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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