Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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