Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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