we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
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5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
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Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
that is very illegal...i love you.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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