Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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