How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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