We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
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I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
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pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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